80 card binder GEAoffice Small 1 Pocket Mini Trading Holds Cards, Black JeuDeCartesOnePiece and 3x4 trading card Magic The Gathering MTG Color:Medium Brown (Darker)

80 card binder GEAoffice Small 1 Pocket Mini Trading Holds Cards, Black JeuDeCartesOnePiece and 3x4 trading card Magic The Gathering MTG Color:Medium Brown (Darker)

Magic The Gathering MTG Revised 3rd Edition Factory Sealed Box 36 Booster Packs | eBay

Attach it to a creature, and when it dies you return it and this card transformed into Atzal, Cave of Eternity

JeuDeCartesOnePiece

Color:Medium Brown (Darker)

If this blue creature is good enough for Standard, which I sort of doubt, I can predict that someone on coverage will say it wrong, in the way you expect, to the widespread hilarity of Twitch chat and podcasts the following week

and 3x4 trading card storage.